Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

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What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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What do gay cows eat? Grass.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

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honest politician

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

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Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

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I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

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A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

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What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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Asians.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

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why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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