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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

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