Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

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whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

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Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

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What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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the holocaust

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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