A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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Justin Bieber.

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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