josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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am i invited to party? no

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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Womens rights

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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