Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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im gay because im gay

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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black people. that is all...

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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