A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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