Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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