How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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im gay because im gay

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, he hops up to the bartender, and asks for a martini. The bartender, not knowing exactly what to do, goes into the back to his boss's office. He says "Hey, there's a kangaroo up front askin' for a martini...do we serve kangaroos?" His boss replies "Ya, of course, but these kangaroos, they aren't too smart, so charge him like 50 bucks for the drink." The bartender agrees and goes back up front to serve the kangaroo. He pours the martini and hands it to the kangaroo, the kangaroo thanks him and says "How much do I owe you?" The bartender replies "50 bucks." The kangaroo then reaches into his pouch, pulls out a fifty dollar bill, and puts it on the counter. He finishes his drink and begins to hop away. As he is leaving, the bartender says "Hey, wait, we don't get many of your kind around here, why is that?" And the kangaroo replies "I'm not surprised at THESE prices!!!" and hops out.

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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whats forever alone me

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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