What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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am i invited to party? no

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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???????????? WTF?

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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