How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

My Nan, that is all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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