Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

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how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

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I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kelly Oh hi Kelly! Long time no see! I know! I've been my working fingers to the bone ever since I got that promotion and I barely have any free time! That must be tough. It is but it pays bills! Being a mother of three isn't a task for the faint of heart. Now Kelly,I was wondering how you thought of the remodeled kitchen....

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Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

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A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

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Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

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Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

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How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

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Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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