- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Homonyms should be band.

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

I just drank a cola.

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

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