Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

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pudding

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

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yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

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A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

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What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

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What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

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How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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