What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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