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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

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