What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

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What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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How are cars made? By magic.

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A homeless man begged and begged for a dollar to buy something. A man finally gave him his dollar. What did the hobo buy? Nothing he walked into 711 and then got shot.

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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