- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

So does Blake

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

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