I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

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Women's Rights

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

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Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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whats white jizz

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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roses are red violets are blue

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