What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

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knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

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Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

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There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

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Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

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What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

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