Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

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what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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What's red, blue & green all over?

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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"One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell all to ****, and lands in the grass. Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house. Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it, 'What the f uck's your problem?'" -Training Day

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If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

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roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

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