- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

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