Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

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What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

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Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

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Women's Rights

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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