- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

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