- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

What comes after 23? 24.

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of.

I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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