- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris is dead......

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

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