A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

I'm sn otter

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

Roses are red, Violets are violet

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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