Mitt Romney

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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Carrot fingers

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

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What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

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Derp

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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Come on children, don't dawdle.

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What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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Your face

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What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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my gramma died

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A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

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Justin Bieber

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how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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