Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

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im at school

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

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whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

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Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

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Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

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Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Do you like fishsticks No

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What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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