- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

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Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

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