The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

Jayden Eccles

I bet you read this. Told ya.

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

the holocaust

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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