Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

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How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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Alright then, call me sometime then.

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

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hi joshua

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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Chuck Norris.

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Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

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What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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