What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

Hi what I lug you

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

Your mom.

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Youre mom is so dead...

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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