- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

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