- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

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HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

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