- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Chuck Norris is dead......

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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