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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

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216-409-7176 Call me.

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

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what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

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A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

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What do you do if there's a rabid elephant chasing behind you, a vicious jaguar to your right, a rearing horse to your left, and a bloodthirsty lion in front of you? Innoculate yourself with a rabies vaccine, prod the jaguar on the nose with a stick (they hate that and will probably flee as a result), speak softly and calmly to the horse and encourage the lion to go for the elephant instead of you. You will probably still die as a combined result of mauling and trampling, and it's unlikely that you'll have two rabies vaccines to hand by chance for such situations, but your chances of survival will be minimally improved.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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