Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

long in the tooth!

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

Whats wrong with that Nothing

Mitt Romney

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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