- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

world peace

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

Knock Know! Come in!

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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