Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

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whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

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Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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