- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

What did the sign say? It said slow down

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

There was an american man on the way to work.

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

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