- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

... Chan chan

I'm Batman.

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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