How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

Q: what's the difference between a young, geeky kid living in Wisconsin's basketball and Yao Ming's basketball? A: young, geeky kids cannot live in Wisconsin's basketball. Wisconsin is a state, and states cannot own objects because they aren't sentient beings. And Yao Ming's basketball... is just a regular basketball that happens to be owned by Yao Ming.

Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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