Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

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What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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I am dyslexic

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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eden stop

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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