I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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i like men but im not gay

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Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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sure!

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What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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oooh look a banshee

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

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What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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