What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

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Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

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Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

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uhyuyuyhyuuuhuyuhh rice crispies

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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