Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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PEANIS!

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What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

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Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

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Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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How long does it take a blonde to skrew in a light bulb? Any amount of time; given that she knows that said bulb is in need of replace meant, or that said blonde is disabled, or if you thought I would make some kind of funny blonde joke that you would tell your friend and then forget ten minutes later, only to think of it a day later and claim it as your own.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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