whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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Knock, Knock ...

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