- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

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When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

no pun intended

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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