why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

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whats funnier than 24? 25

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

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whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

Oh...okay, good.

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