Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

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#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

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Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

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A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

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Oh...okay, good.

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what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

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It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

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Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

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