So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

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4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

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brittney griner

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

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ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

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So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

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An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

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What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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