- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

I hate long jokes -_-

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

Who is big and stupid My brother

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

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