Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

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Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

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If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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A caterpillar and its mom (a butterfly) come upon a lion eating an antelope. The caterpillar says "Mom, why is the lion so mean to the antelope?" The mom replies: "it's the circle of life." The next day, the caterpillar and his mom witness a bird of prey swooping down and eating a mouse. The caterpillar asks why the bird of prey is so mean and the mom responds by saying its the circle of life. The next day, the caterpillar and its mom come across a trail of dead animals. They follow the trail to the end where they see a great lion. The mom opens her mouth to say its the circle of life when her son jumps up and eats the lion. THE END.

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What is yellow and bright? The sun.

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Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

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Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

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"Knock knock." "No."

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What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

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What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

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whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

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What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

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Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

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Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

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What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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