- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

2 + 2 = fish

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

i like men but im not gay

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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