Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

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why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

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I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust? getting raped by a giant scorpion What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher, Mr. Smith What's worse than getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher Mr. Smith? Snapping your femur bone in half What's worse than snapping your femur bone in half? Birthing a dead baby

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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