What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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The Game.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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Sixty... eight

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

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Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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