- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

politically correct!

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

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Bark I'm a tree

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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