Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

I like your hair

I am a women

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

your life

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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