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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

I'm HIV positive.

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead