the holocaust

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

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Jayden Eccles

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Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

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Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

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your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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