black people are white when i use night gogles

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

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A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

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Sorry, had it not been for my contacts, you would all have ended up in prison because of "The Wiz", I know you got a clean plate, but this guy was doing some seriously dirty laundry claiming to be working for "The Order", again it is best you all keep low, I will make sure my men evacuate this place as soon as we have rigged the game to your favor. As far as we can tell, he was the only one leaking Intel, but I suggest you keep an close eye on the rest of your boys and girls.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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2 + 2 = fish

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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i like men but im not gay

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

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Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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