- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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