Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust? getting raped by a giant scorpion What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher, Mr. Smith What's worse than getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher Mr. Smith? Snapping your femur bone in half What's worse than snapping your femur bone in half? Birthing a dead baby

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

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Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Knock, Knock ...

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If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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