Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

I'm sn otter

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

Roses are red, Violets are violet

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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