- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Life

Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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