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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Ryan Holden is a faggot.

During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Black people

Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

How many fingers do most people have? 10

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

why did the girl cry because she was raped

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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